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  • May 23, 2013 11:19 pm

    javachik:

    bl00d-sugar:

    I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

    omfg

    (via stephmorgan)

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  • May 23, 2013 10:32 pm

    bendiestraws:

    i shouldn’t be allowed on photoshop anymore

    (via starfleetgrad)

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  • May 23, 2013 9:56 pm
    rejohnson53:

I am more a fan of this man every day.

    rejohnson53:

    I am more a fan of this man every day.

    (via girlwithg0ldeyes)

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  • May 23, 2013 6:49 pm
    
#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical

    #at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical

    (via dirk-jakesexual)

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  • May 23, 2013 5:47 pm

    drarna:

    RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER

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    WE LUV U STEPMOMMY

    (via antifeministfemale)

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  • May 23, 2013 5:42 pm

    pigfarts-is-on-vulcan:

    I will never not reblog this creature.

    (via antifeministfemale)

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  • May 23, 2013 5:38 pm
    antifeministfemale:

I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THINGS LIKE THIS ARE EVEN POSSIBLE??

    antifeministfemale:

    I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THINGS LIKE THIS ARE EVEN POSSIBLE??

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  • May 23, 2013 5:29 pm

    baw-bee:

    sophieonpage:

    thegoddamazon:

    I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.

    Legitimately turned on by this

    This is the best thing.

    (via antifeministfemale)

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  • May 23, 2013 4:26 pm

    Indirectly offending a friend 

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    (via flameddevil)

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  • May 23, 2013 4:01 pm
    stephmorgan:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

bitterstar88:
Worlds Biggest Lap Dog, lol
It like gives him a little kiss oh my god this is adorable
the little kiss tho omg

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

The gif………..OMFG. lol.

    stephmorgan:

    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    bitterstar88:

    Worlds Biggest Lap Dog, lol

    It like gives him a little kiss oh my god this is adorable

    the little kiss tho omg

    image

    My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

    The gif………..OMFG. lol.

    (via flameddevil)

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  • May 23, 2013 2:40 pm

    horribleawfulcunt:

    niamliveslarryloves:

    basedgosh:

    i hate one direction fans so much
    i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

    I literally had to read that 5 times…

    oh my god

    (via take-a-break-and-laugh)

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  • May 23, 2013 1:55 pm

    zosowiththemosto:

    milkpunk:

    yapped:

    jankyass:

    if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.

    I have found my people.

    who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video

    youre all my soulmates

    (via take-a-break-and-laugh)

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  • May 23, 2013 10:40 am
    • tourist:

      could you give us directions to Olive Garden?

    • new yorker:

      no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol

    • tourist:

      oh you think you're clever???

    • new yorker:

      what

    • tourist:

      i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness

    • new yorker:

      oh... oh i'm so sor

    • tourist:

      no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself

    • the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

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