I’ve always wanted a fluffy cat.
(Source: 10bullets, via everyonelovescatss)
Kittens rescued by US Marines in Afghanistan
My dad did the same thing overseas!
(via skinnyminibaby)
It’s really hard to find a date when you are the single parent of assassin babies that always find their way into terrible trouble….
(via fyeahlilbitoeverything)
Watch this, Orlando!!
GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.
WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.
It’s baaaack
This is the best
I SAW A MOUTH. OMFG.
this is ill
what the fuck did i just watch o.O
This is back on my dash again.
O.O…..i just…..i just…..wait what?!?!
oh shit
I saw the devil just now and I about pissed my pants o.o
(Source: manwithpenis, via notesfromrichardgrayson)
do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
literally my face right now
^Actually the face I made (100% honest)
I was not prepared.
SO THEY BASICALLY GOT CUMMED ON
BY A FISH
K
(via notesfromrichardgrayson)
A man in Japan effectively used the solar eclipse to propose to his girlfriend.
(via sweaterdirection)